These bitches only come at Draya to be relevant
it’s not about your boobs ladies. it’s about what’s under your boobs. your lungs, because we are gonna be blazing a lot of kush and you need to keep up.
Joan Rivers on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1967 (x)
HOW IN THE WORLD DID SHE TALK LIKE THIS BACK THEN AND END UP HOSTING A SHOW TEARING APART WHAT PEOPLE LOOK FOR A FRIGGING LIVING????
katy perry perfume????
let’s see how it smells
eh it’s okay i guess it’s not gr-
wait where did this come from
WAIT WHERE DID THESE COME FROM
WHAT’S HAPPENING TO ME
Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
Things 5sos should do:
- Release their album
- Do more Twitcams
- Go on tumblr more
- Stop letting michael dye his hair unless they want a bald guitarist
- Stop saying “soon”
Things 5sos shouldn’t do:
- seLL FUCkING TEENAGE QUEEN TO SOME K-POP BAND LIKE WTF ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW
shout out to zac efron for never pursuing a singing career after he left disney